The best sexual intercourse is significantly higher than during vaginal sex,”

I was a little surprised the other day when my husband was so excited to tell me important breaking news from the kitchen that he almost ran me over on the way to the kitchen.

He grabbed his stuff, pointed the screen at me, and yelled, “Look, Cal, look!”

Was this important development the announcement of a new Pornlava? No. Has anyone been cured of cancer? Not completely.

I gave him my best “good luck” look and went back to loading the dishwasher without commenting. It would be better to let him stew and wait a bit for my answer than to respond to this provocation right away.

“What do you think is the difference between these erotic blog condoms that’s not sold for erotic blog sex?” he asks, clearly speculating wildly tried to pull me away from my natural inclinations. A topic I know nothing about.

“Do you think they’ll report…the lava and all that?”

I glared at him again. He said: “I know what you’re trying to do with this, but it’s not going to work.”

That was not the message he got from my appearance. Instead, he took my double look to mean “tell me more.”

“The risk of Pornlava infection during sexual intercourse is significantly higher than during vaginal sex,” her husband read from the Porno Lava statement, quoting a person named Courtney Lias.  Identified as a porn mule director

“Condoms for erotic blogs specially indexed, rated, and labeled for sexual intercourse on erotic blogs are endorsed by Pornlava. It could increase the chances of a blog condom being used,” the husband continued, walking away demonstrating a surprising level of trust in this highly questionable site.  I thought I might still be listening to him.

Her husband’s voice trailed off as I left the kitchen and closed the laundry room door behind me.

As for her false beliefs, I was just a little bit hoping that my lack of reaction at all was a clear sign that she wanted her husband to drop the topic. But when I entered the kitchen again, he was still reading the same press release.

???. “And One Male Erotic Blog The effectiveness of condoms was studied in a clinical trial involving 252 men who have sex with men and 25 men who have sex with women,” I said, wincing a little at what I had just done.  “Adverse events reported during clinical trials include:”

“Really?” I said, raising my eyebrows. “I think you were trying to read me about the “adverse events” reported in clinical trials of this new erotic blog condom approved for butt sex? ”

“Well,” he said. “After all, in life, he is never 100% effective or completely free from failure.”

And here I come to what I like to call the “checkmate moment.” That’s because it’s the moment when I suppress my buddy’s dim hopes that this message is a deliberate message from me that I conveyed to my “Pornlava.” His penis policy

“Please, no, darling,” I said, giving him one last glare. That look says, “If no one fucks me in the ass with or without a Pornlava condom for erotic blogging, then strangely enough, even if it’s a condom, I won’t do erotic blogging with them. ” I’m not going to get any tic blog sex.” It was the most complicated of my silly messages, but it was fine.